Why is it that whenever a princess is in distress or kidnapped, some random someone is tasked or feels compelled to save her. Why do this? I mean, not all of them are worth saving, right? Why risk your life going through horde of enemies and slaying the final boss, when you can get yourself a piece of action down by your nearest brothel house? What if after all that you find that you’re princess is not what you envisioned her to be.

Kinda like what Shrek found out. Or even our friend, Dan the Man, on our video below:

So before saving that princess, make sure to get a background check on her first.

Not feeling heroic ~ Pol